Today......take one to soccer game; pick up another one on the mountain where she spent the night with a friend; drive completely across town to anothers birthday party; take one to her grandmother's to spend the night. Then, rush home for 2 more to spend the late afternoon and night. I am tired just typing all this.
Sunday - hurry and get here!
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One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a street gang walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,there are some evil, thieving people at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the street gangers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."

God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the street gangers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."

Wow, that's a lot of running around! You sure have my prayers for some extra strength!
ReplyDeleteYour joke had a surprise ending! Got me! Enjoy your busy day, but don't get too worn out.
ReplyDeleteI will be thinking of you today. Take a deep breath. God is going to give you the strength.
ReplyDeleteThat joke took me by surprise. Funny.
Hi Linda. As I type this, you are better than halfway through your day. I hope you are holding up, and I did offer a prayer for you!!
ReplyDeleteLove this. Hope you had or am having a great weekend.
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