Thursday, February 14, 2013

I LOVE YOU!

Wishing all my friends in Blogsville, a very Happy Valentine's Day.  Hope you get to spend the day with the love of your life.  Here, we aren't very mushy, gushy, and life just goes on.

Jim was at hospital again last night for a sleep study. As I type, don't know if it worked or not, as he isn't home yet.***UPDATE....he just got home, and was in a worse shape than when he went last night.  Whatever medication they gave him was still on board and he was dizzy, drowsy, slurred speech and how he drove home, I don't know.  He is in bed asleep as I type, and I ask that you pray for him.****

We had a guest speaker at church last night and his message was so good and needed by many of us.  The "gist" was to live our lives before our children and family members, so that they may pattern their own lives in a good way, a Bible way, and not the way of the world.

I have to take one of my grandchildren to a Dr. appointment this afternoon.  Then Friday and Saturday nights, 2-4 of our grandchildren will be spending the nights with us as their parents are all going out of town or celebrating Valentine's Day here in town.  By the time I blog next week, you may not be able to even read what I write.  I live such a routine life, that when it changes, I tend to go nuts!  lol  Be ready!!!

Will leave you this morning with some funnies:

 O x y m o r o n s

1. Is it good if
a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand
On the watch
Called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled
In the dictionary,
How would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary,
Where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and
"slow up" mean the same thing?

7.. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance"
Mean the same thing?

8 . Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing
"Take me out to the ball game"
When we are already there?

10. Why are they called " stands"
When they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark"
When it really is "after light"?

12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected"
Make the unexpected expected?

13.. Why are a "wise man" and
A "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee"
Mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics"
Not spelled
The way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific,
Why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage,
Where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind,
Why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed
And have dyslexia,
Can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular
And panties plural?

21.. Why do you press harder
On the buttons of a remote control
When you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags
And garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated
Is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels?
Aren't we clean when we use them?

25.. Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set
When you only have one?

27. Christmas
- What other time of the year
Do you sit in front of a dead tree
And eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway
And park on a driveway?
I dunno, why do we?

7 comments:

  1. Good morning, Linda, and happy Valentine's Day to you, too! Your weekend will be full of fun, and you'll be exhausted by Monday!! Have a good time with the grands! Hope we will see some photos. The oxymoron list is good! Why, is right! Wishing you a good day!!

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  2. Happy Valentine's day, Linda. Bob and I are the same here... life just goes on. No mush and stuff.
    I love your list of oxymorons. They're funny. I've often wondered where they got the name for them. :)
    You will be having a very busy weekend, but hopefully it will be fun too. I know what you mean about your routine life.
    Poor Jim. It sounds like driving home was not such a good idea, but thank God he made it safe.
    Have a good day.

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  3. Will keep praying for Jim. Enjoy your grands. Happy Valentines Day sweet Linda! Hugs

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  4. Keeping Jim in my prayers! Walt and I had a nice Valentines Day..we went out for a nice steak dinner and margaritas..yum!

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